Gambetgetpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome chicken.

Gambetgetpit created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambetgetpit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gambetgetpit, he will strike you with lightening.

Gambetgetpit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gambetgetpit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gambetgetpit.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.