Dambid is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured
bat.
Dambid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dambid, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Dambid, he will curse you with boils.
Dambid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Dambid's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never paint your legs mauve.