Dambid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured bat.

Dambid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dambid, he will curse you with boils.

Dambid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dambid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.