Flabdabbag is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, witless
ferret.
Flabdabbag created Europe three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flabdabbag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Flabdabbag, he will destroy your home planet.
Flabdabbag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Flabdabbag's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not take Flabdabbag's name in vain.
3. Always wear green.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Flabdabbag on top of all buildings.