Pasnibtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonest badger.

Pasnibtaf created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnibtaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pasnibtaf, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pasnibtaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pasnibtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide if six turtles approach from the south.