Betwegflisbad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful mongoose.

Betwegflisbad created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Betwegflisbad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betwegflisbad, he will strike you with lightening.

Betwegflisbad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Betwegflisbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Betwegflisbad.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never write about galaxies.