Nartxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate crane.

Nartxin created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Nartxin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartxin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nartxin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nartxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of hamsters.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Always obey Nartxin's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.