Kopfabhuntik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable tapir.

Kopfabhuntik created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Kopfabhuntik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kopfabhuntik, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kopfabhuntik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kopfabhuntik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopfabhuntik.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Do not kill swans.