Sandnellmis is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful crab.

Sandnellmis created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sandnellmis, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sandnellmis, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sandnellmis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sandnellmis' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sandnellmis on top of all buildings.