Quilltofrak Tamfubkim is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, annoying
hamster.
Quilltofrak Tamfubkim created the planet Venus six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quilltofrak Tamfubkim, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Quilltofrak Tamfubkim, it will turn you into a frog.
Quilltofrak Tamfubkim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Quilltofrak Tamfubkim's Holy Commandments1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quilltofrak Tamfubkim.
3. Never hurt mice.
4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.