Nillnarjin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid hare.

Nillnarjin created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillnarjin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillnarjin, she will curse you with boils.

Nillnarjin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nillnarjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.