Hinfadquill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish tortoise.

Hinfadquill created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfadquill, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hinfadquill, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hinfadquill's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hinfadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Hinfadquill loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if three foxes approach from the west.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.