Cibpidsit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing turtle.

Cibpidsit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpidsit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibpidsit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cibpidsit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cibpidsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. You must love Cibpidsit.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not wear white clothing.