Zedyarltaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane hare.

Zedyarltaf created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedyarltaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedyarltaf, it will think nothing of it.

Zedyarltaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zedyarltaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. You must love Zedyarltaf.