Flamkinlist is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic dove.

Flamkinlist created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamkinlist, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flamkinlist, it will turn you into a worm.

Flamkinlist's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flamkinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.