Largdussnut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous fish.

Largdussnut created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Largdussnut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Largdussnut, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Largdussnut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Largdussnut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Put Largdussnut first in all things.

4. Run away if five dogs approach from the north.

5. Never wear boots.