Mishatruldoss Kiklistnadhun Hatbesscidvangam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful fairy.

Mishatruldoss Kiklistnadhun Hatbesscidvangam created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mishatruldoss Kiklistnadhun Hatbesscidvangam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mishatruldoss Kiklistnadhun Hatbesscidvangam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mishatruldoss Kiklistnadhun Hatbesscidvangam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mishatruldoss Kiklistnadhun Hatbesscidvangam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Mishatruldoss Kiklistnadhun Hatbesscidvangam's name in vain.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always stare at clouds.