Sagcinstancem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able meerkat.

Sagcinstancem created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Sagcinstancem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sagcinstancem, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sagcinstancem's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sagcinstancem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.