Lipfligbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Lipfligbam created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipfligbam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lipfligbam, it will think nothing of it.

Lipfligbam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lipfligbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Never look at comets.