Rilbitsom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring hydra.

Rilbitsom created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbitsom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilbitsom, she will think nothing of it.

Rilbitsom's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rilbitsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Rilbitsom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Rilbitsom on top of important buildings.