Fadgetfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful raccoon.

Fadgetfed created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadgetfed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadgetfed, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fadgetfed's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fadgetfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick snails.