Hadjigdog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional snake.

Hadjigdog created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hadjigdog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hadjigdog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hadjigdog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hadjigdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to music.