Yargathot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthinking pigeon.

Yargathot created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yargathot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yargathot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yargathot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yargathot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed figs to porpoises while wearing red kilts.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must never eat strawberries.