Fagsitnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sage ant.

Fagsitnurl created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagsitnurl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fagsitnurl, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fagsitnurl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fagsitnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not covet oxen.