Sascibhun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody shrew.

Sascibhun created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sascibhun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sascibhun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sascibhun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sascibhun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sascibhun.

2. Put Sascibhun first in all things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Sascibhun loves goats, so they must be respected.