Fubwigjat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm aardvark.

Fubwigjat created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubwigjat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fubwigjat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fubwigjat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fubwigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.