Gepmancinsat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, conceited dog.

Gepmancinsat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmancinsat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepmancinsat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gepmancinsat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gepmancinsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to ants while wearing gray rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Never jump in the presence of horses.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention nematodes.