Fitmegdidveenmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil mink.

Fitmegdidveenmob created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitmegdidveenmob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fitmegdidveenmob, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fitmegdidveenmob's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fitmegdidveenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.