Mabbopmon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody rat.

Mabbopmon created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbopmon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabbopmon, she will turn you into a duck.

Mabbopmon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mabbopmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.