Nanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak raccoon.

Nanrut created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nanrut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nanrut, it will turn you into a snail.

Nanrut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. You must pray to Nanrut five times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never paint your arms yellow.