Dagjadsog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing jellyfish.

Dagjadsog created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagjadsog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dagjadsog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dagjadsog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dagjadsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Dagjadsog loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help voles.

5. Always look after injured dogs.