Dibrakbop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful yak.

Dibrakbop created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibrakbop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibrakbop, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dibrakbop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dibrakbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dibrakbop's priests.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.