Mitgabtadcissbit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, charitable wren.

Mitgabtadcissbit created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitgabtadcissbit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitgabtadcissbit, he will ignore you.

Mitgabtadcissbit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mitgabtadcissbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Mitgabtadcissbit must be the most important thing in your life.