Sanwabrigmab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish wyrm.

Sanwabrigmab created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanwabrigmab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sanwabrigmab, it will turn you into a frog.

Sanwabrigmab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sanwabrigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Sanwabrigmab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help foxes in need.