Gutflow is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable naga.

Gutflow created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutflow, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gutflow, he will turn you into a slug.

Gutflow's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.