Zodlikcun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent crow.

Zodlikcun created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodlikcun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zodlikcun, he will destroy your home planet.

Zodlikcun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zodlikcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.