Midnursig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, smart goose.

Midnursig created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnursig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Midnursig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Midnursig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Midnursig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Midnursig on top of important buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Midnursig loves goats, so they must be respected.