Komkabtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind manatee.

Komkabtarg created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komkabtarg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komkabtarg, she will think nothing of it.

Komkabtarg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Komkabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must pray to Komkabtarg six times a day.