Yoghenmigbast is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet beaver.

Yoghenmigbast created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoghenmigbast, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yoghenmigbast, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yoghenmigbast's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yoghenmigbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. You must pray to Yoghenmigbast five times a day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about black holes.