Sabpigguplip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, stupid wyrm.

Sabpigguplip created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabpigguplip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sabpigguplip, he will manifest in front of you.

Sabpigguplip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sabpigguplip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.