Linzagmet Bogbudflapquam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise wasp.

Linzagmet Bogbudflapquam created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linzagmet Bogbudflapquam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linzagmet Bogbudflapquam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Linzagmet Bogbudflapquam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Linzagmet Bogbudflapquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.