Higbomquat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous jackal.

Higbomquat created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higbomquat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higbomquat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Higbomquat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Higbomquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.