Cetjop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy guinea pig.

Cetjop created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Cetjop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cetjop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cetjop's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cetjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Cetjop's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat rice.