Mifarnmit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous warg.

Mifarnmit created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifarnmit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mifarnmit, he will make you grow a tail.

Mifarnmit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mifarnmit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifarnmit.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.