Nadgonlimxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental seal.

Nadgonlimxuc created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadgonlimxuc, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadgonlimxuc, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nadgonlimxuc's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nadgonlimxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nadgonlimxuc.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.