Yok is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy cow.

Yok created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yok, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yok, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yok's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yok.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat onions.