Bimbonlip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody crow.

Bimbonlip created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimbonlip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bimbonlip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bimbonlip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bimbonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.