Cimbumhin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish sheep.

Cimbumhin created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Cimbumhin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimbumhin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cimbumhin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cimbumhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to mice while wearing purple scarves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never run in the presence of ducks.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.