Riltanbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow pig.

Riltanbaf created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riltanbaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Riltanbaf, she will jump up and down on your head.

Riltanbaf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Riltanbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Riltanbaf's name in vain.

2. Always obey Riltanbaf's priests.

3. Riltanbaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help mites.

5. Do not covet oxen.