Tanmanyart Lidjonwee is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking centipede.

Tanmanyart Lidjonwee created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tanmanyart Lidjonwee, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tanmanyart Lidjonwee, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tanmanyart Lidjonwee's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tanmanyart Lidjonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if six snails approach from the east.

5. Do not covet oxen.