Kingenzan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring fly.

Kingenzan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kingenzan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kingenzan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kingenzan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kingenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.